What's On Your Fridge?

Turn your fridge into a Web page by choosing one of the following categories:

The Expressive: The subject doesn't matter as long as your home page best expresses who you are and how you view the world. Give us your poetry, your art, your view of the world or a particular topic.
The Hobbyist: You're passionate about a sport, an author, or an actor. You write, paint, or arrange flowers. You are drawn to a cause. The page that wins this category will present a hobby with enthusiasm, clarity and resourcefulness.
The Source: You may not know that a barnacle's ovaries are in its head, but you probably know quite a bit about another subject. The page that wins this category covers a subject so completely and exhaustively it is called "The Source" by others in the know.
The Comic: The page that generates the greatest amount of laughter wins. The subject doesn't matter as long it's funny.
The Unusual: Home pages are as varied as the people who create them and some people are highly creative. We are looking for the most original home page. Be wacky, be weird, but be understood in order to take this prize.
All The Bells and Whistles: This prize will go to the person with the best sounds, animated gifs, applets, etc. We are looking for the page that truly pushes the technology forward.
Tell Us What's On Your Fridge: Some pages simply defy all classifications. If you feel your page doesn't fit very nicely into one of the above, then tell us your category. Remember, your page will probably fit into several categories, but we are looking for the one is most fits.